Application: Baked_Potato

What game are you applying for?

What is your character name?

Why do you want to join UDL?
Well, the thing about Crowfall is you can’t really play it solo…

I’m kidding, sort of. I’ve reached Gladiator in WoW, lead raids, and I’m really just looking for an organized group of people to successfully engage in large and small scale PVP.

Really, I just want to do hood rat shit with my friends.

How did you find out about our guild?
Someone linked you in some Pornhub comments, right? I think that was it.

It was general chat in game. I asked for friends. I’M SO GOD DAMN LONELY.

Describe your past MMO experiences
MMO experience:

  1. S1 #1 rogue + priest combo on BG leaderboard - used to play with Ming for a while
  2. S2 gladiator WoW
  3. Raid lead from Molten Core to AQ10
  4. Part of top PVP guild in GW2 at launch - was primarily composed of steamers back then

Gaming Experience:

  1. CSGO Global Elite
  2. Overwatch Master
  3. Top 1% of Bloodline Champions players in competitive for a while. Used to play against Semmler and Hafu regularly.
  4. I’ve played every FPS under the sun from Doom 95, Original Rainbow Six Series (Rogue Spear #1 game ever), UT99, up to the modern day butchering of Call of Duty and Battlefield.
  5. Gold League of Legends - I’m ass at MOBA

Do you have anything to prove you are an exceptional gamer?
Receding hairline and crippling anxiety?

I can prove the Overwatch and WoW.

Do you have a member of UDL who can vouch for you?

What is your preferred play style?
PvP - Small Scale: true
PvP - Large Scale: true
Crafting/Gathering: false
Questing/Raiding: false

Tell us a little about yourself.
I’d like to say I’m a fairly serious guy, if my application didn’t already show that.

Should I link an old Tinder profile here? What do you want from me?

In all seriousness, I’m 32 and looking to just game with a solid and consistent group.

Which is your strongest pillar? Which is your weakest?
Good with everything but loyalty.

I’m not going to betray you or poison your soup, but I’m probably also not going to be bible bashing door to door for Myrkul like some god damn emo Jehovah’s witness either.

That being said,

Praise Myrkul. Did I do it? Did I win yet?